chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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