im having a threesome with these popsicles
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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