Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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