I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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