I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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