If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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