hell yes lets make some ravioli
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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