Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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