How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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