I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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