piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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