OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I pour the whiskey from now on
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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