Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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