i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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