Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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