idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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