found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
