Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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