I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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