Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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