i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
