I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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