it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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