haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The struggles of a small town man whore
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