i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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