would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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