come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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