so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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