I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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