At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
