There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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