I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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