Sry I called you an 8
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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