Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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I want her autograph on my taint
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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