You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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