And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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