so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize