Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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