Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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