real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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