My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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