cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
