Fine. I'll sleep in my office
my mouth tastes like poor choices
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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