I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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