never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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