just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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