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(917): View more from New York City

I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

(740): View more from Ohio

enter at your own risk

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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(720): View more from Colorado

the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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(281): View more from Texas

he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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(818): View more from California

All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.

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(239): View more from Florida

We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.

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(347): View more from New York

New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt

(858): View more from California

Peter this is your "ex"

(347): View more from New York

I stand by what i said

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