im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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