i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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