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(508): View more from Massachusetts

hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi

(214): View more from Texas

ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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(516): View more from New York

Are you with Adam and his vodka?

(1-516): View more from New York

Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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(925): View more from California

Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.

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(727): View more from Florida

I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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(907): View more from Alaska

Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.

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(941): View more from Florida

Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family

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(206): View more from Washington

I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet

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