My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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