I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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