so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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