i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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