Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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